We can admit to having a begrudging respect for canned food. It’s easy to prepare, easy to transport, and its long-lasting nature is going to make it very helpful in the event of an apocalypse.
After all, who among us has not paid tribute to a noble can of spaghetti hoops or the tropics-in-a-can that is a fruit salad? We’re just thankful these messes are in cans, so we can keep them there, forever.
We’ve never seen a classic abused in quite this way, and we’ve eaten at our fair share of road-side burger vans. Canned cheeseburger is exactly what it sounds like.
And we’re exactly as horrified as you might expect. We could understand a burger patty in a can, that you then cook and place in a bun.