[post_page_title]Ill-fitting[/post_page_title]
Getting your bedding right is a deeply frustrating task. You perform whichever arcane ritual is required to get the bedsheet on in one piece, pray that it holds – and 9 times out of 10 you look down to see one edge of the sheet immediately sliding off the side.
There’s no rhyme or reason to why it happens, and no way to fix it. Instead you just lie in bed, waiting for the inevitable ‘fump’ that indicates the sheet has come off the corner, and it’s time to start again.
