One of the best things about life is its infinite capacity for moments of joy and wonder. Of course, hand-in-hand with that comes an infinite capacity that grind your gears something fierce. Sometimes, the universe knows just what to put in front of you to tick you off.
Nobody likes the middle seat. It’s bad enough in a car, but on a plane? It’s basically a cruel and unusual punishment. You need to use the restroom? Get ready to clamber over someone awkwardly.
You want to look out the window? Get ready to be thought a weirdo as you crane your neck around in strange ways, in an effort to look around your fellow passenger. There’s just no winning in a middle seat.