41 funny and savage breakup notes (new pictures)

[post_page_title]I’ll keep the house[/post_page_title]

We live in a world where most people meet potential mates online rather than in person, and Greg obviously found someone who ticked all of his boxes in the form of Dr. Who girl.

I’ll keep the house

While she seemed like the perfect person, he then was able to look into the future and realize that he really needed to break up with her. After all, he couldn’t go through the heartbreak of a divorce. It was better to strike while the iron was hot, and for him to keep the house in Hawaii.

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